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My buddy Bob

Backed into my blue Jeep

In his black Acura.

After the banger,

On a beautiful Saturday.

The baby that i bought on

My birthday, now battered.

The twenty-year old beauty

With her bright blue finish.

I've been with her for only a couple of months.

Instantly i went into shock-

The paint was scratched.

The bumper was busted.

And the back door was beat.

The insurance company took a look.

They said one word-

Totaled.