Kentaro Matsushima
Lies
Cavities are not real
They're just a pile
of nothing. Of nonsense
that those thieves tell.
They’re vile, selfish suckers
They're just hoping to hoard
all the sweet stuff
in the world.
All the donuts.
All the candy
All the soda
All the cake
Every last peppermint
in existence.
They tell us
that they’re protecting us
From painful punishment
For pleasing our palate
That's a pile of...bananas
That they also happened to take from us.
They told these tales
Of how owls hoot
About cooking
How the ice age was
About a particularly chilly winter
All those lies
Yeah
Adults kinda suck.